❝ Thanks, Santa! You’re the best man! ❞
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Sontard (from “Lifting Pretty Girls!”)
Merry Christmas everyone! :)
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❝ Babytard, what the H-E-Double hockey sticks? How do you get ice cream on your coat?! ❞
- Shaycarl (from “Ice Cream Cone School!”)
- Shaycarl (from “Ice Cream Cone School!”)
❝ IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT SMILE ON THE TEACUPS! ❞
- Shaycarl, at Disneyland (from “No Smiling on the Teacups!”)
- Shaycarl, at Disneyland (from “No Smiling on the Teacups!”)
❝ I apologize guys if sometimes I don’t have the cleanest language. Sometimes I just like to say dirty words. ❞
- Shaycarl (from “Naked Truck Monster”)
- Shaycarl (from “Naked Truck Monster”)
❝ This is my saying: This is a dream come true of a dream that I never even knew that I had. ❞
- Shaycarl (from “Barbie Babes”)
- Shaycarl (from “Barbie Babes”)
❝ Eeny meeny miney mo. Catch a tiger and the toe. My mother will catch…this one. ❞
- Babytard (from “Baby’s First Crawl!”)
- Babytard (from “Baby’s First Crawl!”)
❝ You’re such a ladies man dude, I love it! Well, no I don’t. Stay away from girls! They’re bad news! ❞
- Shaycarl, to Sontard (from “Postpartum Depression”)
- Shaycarl, to Sontard (from “Postpartum Depression”)
❝ I always thought that I would embarrass my children. But I think my children might be embarrassing me sometimes. ❞
- Shaycarl, watching his kids dance (from “Ice Cream Cone School!”)
- Shaycarl, watching his kids dance (from “Ice Cream Cone School!”)
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